shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

  • me: that joke is so overused
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  • tumblr: i came out to have a good time, and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

bvsedjesus:

i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

diaemyung:

Have a great day

forrome:

"How’s school?"

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koga-licious:

heyitsmec:

America.

What REALLY gets me is the fact that the people in the second gif are fucking laughing.